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Started by Steve Stanfill in Humor and Jokes : Tossing this out there for laughs....
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2 Fast 2 Furious

Started by John Green in Humor and Jokes :
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King Vine - Lmao............!

Started by John Green in Humor and Jokes :
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Green Side of the Grass

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : This is dedicated to those of us of yesteryear. https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/6dbBfXCMbH4?rel=0
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Teacher Arrested

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : Saw this and immediately thought of Rick.
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Revised Definition of "Rectum"

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : Posted a photo
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My ESWAS

Started by John Green in Humor and Jokes : .....And No One Can Take It Away!
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Paper is Dead

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes :
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How Old

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : How old is Grandma ? (Read this to the end-- Stay with this -- the answer is at the end... It will blow you away. One evening a...
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Shipwrecked

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : " SHIPWRECKED " A man was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking...
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Stress Relief

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : How many of you would not get any stress relief if you had say a 1000 rounds to fire off?
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This is What Happens When..........................

Started by John Green in Humor and Jokes : Posted a photo
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Grandma Still Drives

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear Grand-daughter, The other day I went up to our local...
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Professional?

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : Can you explain why we need a professional series of......
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To All the Tarawa Musicians

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : I wonder how many of you remember these musical groups.
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Why I didn't join the Marines

Started by Bigdaddy dale in Humor and Jokes : Me: You know I was going to join the Marines, but I couldn't pass 1 test. Marine : Really!!!!! Which test was that? Me : I couldn't fit my head in...
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Blonde joke #2

Started by Bigdaddy dale in Humor and Jokes : How do you know if your landscaper is a blonde? The bushes are darker then everything else
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Blonde joke

Started by Bigdaddy dale in Humor and Jokes : Did you hear the one about the blonde that walked past the YMCA and said" Oh look they spelled Macy's wrong?
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Don't Call 911

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : I don't call 911,
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New Plumbing Tool

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : Posted a photo
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Proper Interview Technique

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US...
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Can I Swing First?

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : While I would surly like to swing first, if we were to swing united, we might get a home run!!
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Best Bar Joke

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : Posted a photo
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How Would You Caption This?

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : Let him run a little longer, we want him tired when we set the world record? or Let him run a little longer, we want him...
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Texas A&M Study Finds Obama 5th Best President in American History

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : Aggies might be on to something!!! Texas A&M Study Calls Obama 5th Best President in America. Good research work by a fine...
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Daddy's little Girls latest request

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : If Daddy and the shotgun doesn't scare you away, would this when you are out on a date?
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Woman Stops Gator Attack with Small Caliber Beretta

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator. What is the smallest...
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Creative Genius

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : Posted a photo
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We have a problem with the alphabet!!!

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : We would also stop the game Tetris and all of its' variations.
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Did you ever stop to wonder?

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : 1- I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. 2- There are two kinds of pedestrians . . ....
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How To Confuse A Marine!

Started by John Green in Humor and Jokes : USS Tarawa (LHA-1) circa 1986
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Math Test

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : Posted a photo
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Bathroom Trama

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : I was in a public toilet and had just sat down, when I heard a voice from the next cubicle, he said “Hi!, how are you?” Embarrassed, I said,...
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Chillin'

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : Posted a photo
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Hypocrisy At Its Best

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : We all laugh at the term military intelligence, but this is even better:
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Navy Cadets during Customs and Traditions Training

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : Since there seems to be a severe loss of Navy Tradition, I have just figured out why.
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How to Make a Bad Day Worse

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : Having a bad day?
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Not Everyone can be a Marine Part II

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : On the 9th day God Looked down and saw the Marines were hurting from their promenading with their ladies and realized that some may even be injured...
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10 Finkers

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : 10 Finkers Ole vas vorking at da fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers. He vent to da...
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Odd Story of Linda

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : Subject: Fwd: Odd case of Linda Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby...
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Your lie-clock

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : What does your lie-clock say?
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I don't understand

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : Why me?
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Is it the Chicken or the Egg?

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : Is it the chicken or the egg?
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Not Everyone Can Be A MARINE

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : (A Story of Creation) In the beginning was the word, and the word was God. In the beginning was God, and all else was darkness and void, and...
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A Toy not for Grownups

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : http://www.liveleak.com/ll_embed?f=24113d89dfd8
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Why, Why, Why..........?

Started by John Green in Humor and Jokes : Posted a photo
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Syria????

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : Syria???
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Aromatherapy

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : A scent that can ease anxiety, promote a sensation of security and calmness.
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What is in it?

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : Remember when Nancy Pelosi said: "We have to pass it, to find out what's in it"? A physician called a radio show and said:...
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Social Security History

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : History Lesson on Your Social Security Card Just in case some of you young whippersnappers (and some older ones) didn't know this, it's easy to check...
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My Ex-wife The Pilot

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : My ex-wife started taking flying lessons about the time our divorce started and she got her license shortly before our divorce was final, later that...
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Affordable Boat Act

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : Affordable Boat Act The government has just passed a new law called: "The affordable boat act" declaring that every citizen MUST...
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Truisms

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : Truisms…especially the one about "ordering another person's dog around!" “Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and...
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Spelling Bee Champion

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : My name be Eboneesha Hernandez, a African-Hispanic-American Girl who jus got a award for bein the bess speler in class. I gots a 47% on the spelin...
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A State with No Republicans

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : "A State with No Republicans!" Very interesting...Note this. A US State with zero Republicans in office - The State of Illinois....
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Funeral Expense

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : Obama goes on a State visit to Israel . While he is on a tour of xJerusalem , he has a fatal heart attack. The undertakers tells the US diplomats:...
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A Government That Requires Every Citizen to Prove They are Insured...

Started by Rick Holly in Humor and Jokes : Posted a photo
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Right Wing Gun Nut

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : Right Wing Gun Nut THIS WILL MAKE YOU CHUCKLE !! Commentary from Paul R. Beane on KFYO radio on 1/24/2013: Good afternoon, I'm Paul R. Beane and I'm...
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How can you tell if your dog is...

Started by Rick Holly in Humor and Jokes : Posted a photo
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Chess Hound

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. “I can...
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The Perfect Shot

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : A golfer stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity to his partner. He looks up, looks down, measures the distance and figures the wind...
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Curtains

Started by Keith Brownmiller in Humor and Jokes : A blonde goes into a computer store and asks the clerk “Where do you keep the curtains for computers?” The clerk answers with a puzzled face...
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