Keith Brownmiller
A Soldier, Sailor, and Airman walk into a bar. They make a bet with the bartender that they can each drink a keg of beer and make it with the hottest girl in the room in one hour. The Bartender says ok and gives them the key to the back room and one keg each. The Airman goes in with the hottest girl. After one hour the Bartender walks into the room to find the keg bearly touched, the woman untouched, and the Airman blacked out. The bartender says next and the Sailor attempts. This time when the bartender walks in, the keg is half empty and the sailor is blacked out. The woman still untouched. Next up is the soldier, after an hour the bartender walks in to find all three kegs empty, the woman ravished and bearly able to walk, but the soldier is beaten in the corner. The bartender wakes the soldier up and asked him what happened. The soldier responded by saying, A man came in drank everything, beat me silly, and made love to the woman, then jumped out of the window and yelled Ooooh Raaaah!!!!!!

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Ooooh Raaaah!!!!!!
The Gunny
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ABH-2DavidMcnair
Keith Brownmiller wrote:
A Soldier, Sailor, and Airman walk into a bar. They make a bet with the bartender that they can each drink a keg of beer and make it with the hottest girl in the room in one hour. The Bartender says ok and gives them the key to the back room and one keg each. The Airman goes in with the hottest girl. After one hour the Bartender walks into the room to find the keg bearly touched, the woman untouched, and the Airman blacked out. The bartender says next and the Sailor attempts. This time when the bartender walks in, the keg is half empty and the sailor is blacked out. The woman still untouched. Next up is the soldier, after an hour the bartender walks in to find all three kegs empty, the woman ravished and bearly able to walk, but the soldier is beaten in the corner. The bartender wakes the soldier up and asked him what happened. The soldier responded by saying, A man came in drank everything, beat me silly, and made love to the woman, then jumped out of the window and yelled Ooooh Raaaah!!!!!!

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Ooooh Raaaah!!!!!!
was this you Keith when you were in charge? One mean SOB this man will hold you accountable
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Keith Brownmiller
No, I found when I was counseling students when they failed when I was teaching electronic theory for the Marine Corps back in the early 80s, that I would have them leaving my office in tears without ever having raised my voice. I was a Gunny then. Those were the days.

Got in trouble back then for not being politically correct.
The Gunny
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ABH-2DavidMcnair
Keith Brownmiller wrote:
No, I found when I was counseling students when they failed when I was teaching electronic theory for the Marine Corps back in the early 80s, that I would have them leaving my office in tears without ever having raised my voice. I was a Gunny then. Those were the days.

Got in trouble back then for not being politically correct.
I cant imagine you not being politically correct, ha
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Keith Brownmiller
Yeah right, I have always spoken my mind.
The Gunny
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